Only at Walmart...
Large man yelling into cellphone: "THERE ARE NO 3 CELL PRISONS DUDE. I'VE BEEN INCARCERATED. I DID MY TIME. I KNOW THAT SH*T. THERE AINT NO WAY THAT'S TRUE."
Lady with spikey mullet riding one of those wheelchair/cart things: "Oooops. I dropped my gum on the floor. Haha." (Proceeds to pick it up off the floor and put it in her mouth.) Eeewies.
I have a love/hate relationship with Walmart. I love that I can wear my jammies, throw my hair back, wear no make up and STILL be one of the best/most normal looking people there. I hate watching the weirdos roaming around...assulting my eyeballs with their spandex and kitty cat shirts. The Walmart in town has definitely improved since I last shopped there back in 2002. The clientele, however, has not. You can fancy up the Walmart, but you will still get the same people coming back for more.
Obviously Target will always be my lover...Walmart will just be my sloppy side boyfriend who I see when I'm lazy.
7 years ago
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I have to agree you see some of the craziest people at Walmart but I still have an ever growing love for that store! I went there to get major groceries over the weekend (ours is a Super Walmart) and their prices on most food items are unbeatable! I bought a ton of fruit (at super good prices) and it was fresher and better than all the fruit we have had lately from Cub and Rainbow! I will be a Walmart Shopper for life and I am proud of it!!
Yeah, there is no escaping Walmart. Some of the prices are too good to beat...hence my continued returns. I've noticed baby food is cheapest at Target though...and a few other baby items as well! So I've started shopping at both places...something I would have never had time for if I was still working!
Target does have some great prices on some of their baby items - I remember that! We always bought our baby food at Target.
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