She is definitely mine.

I have been known to have a crude sense of humor and an overall dirty mouth.  Not in public though...so if you only sort of know me, you might think I'm polite and well rounded.  But that's not really the case.  I would be lying if I said I've been on my best behavior in front of the kids.  I talk about poop, farting, and many other inappropriate things.  Andy is starting to wonder where his lovely wife went.  Anyway, my child has picked up on the dirty talk too.  Not cool.  Guess I really need to censor myself.  It doesn't help that when she says these things I pretty much drop to the floor belly laughing. 

Isla:  Where is Daddy?
Me:  In the shower.
Isla:  Oh yeah.  He has to wash his stinky wiener. 

Isla:  Mom.  I gonna be so crazy.  I gonna poop in the yard like Torii!  Otay Mom?!

Isla:  (Talking to Brevin) Me and mommy wear big girl undies.  But not you Brev, you too tiny.
Me:  That's right!
Isla:  Maybe when Brevin gets big he can wear big girl undies?
Me:  He's a boy so he will wear big BOY undies.
Isla:  Well why don't we just buy him a jeener (vagina) at Target?
Me:  I'm pretty sure Brev likes his wiener.
Isla:  Otay.  We buy Brev a BIG pink wiener at Target.  You want a pink wiener Brev?

Isla:  Mom.  Check out my poop.  I got a Brevin poop and a mommy poop. 

Andy was tucking Isla in bed and she heard me starting the bath water...
Isla:  MOM!  You taking a bath to wash your stinky jeener? 
Andy:  Oh. My. God.  Stop teaching our child these things!

So yeah.  I am totally watching what I say.  While hilarious at home, I would be mortified if she said these things in public.