"Come on baby light my fire..."

Meet Hans. He is really tall. He likes to sing Karaoke at Riley's on Saturday nights. He came straight from his job at Jewel Osco (notice the shirt) and he has a slightly creepy accent. He sang weird songs all night, including "Come on baby light my fire..." as he stood on the chair and pelvic thrusted his way through the lyrics. Anna and I tried taking a romantic picture, but I don't think she could release the fear Hans instilled in her soul...and this was as good as it got.



I'm hoping to make this a 20x20 and put it in a large heart shaped frame in my bedroom.

After 4 drinks the entire evening, I felt pretty buzzed. Lame! Oh, well technically it was 4.5...toward the end of the night, the largest guy in the room bought me a drink. The waitress brought it over and said I went to high school with him. I know I did not. He eventually came over and told me he wouldn't forget my beautiful smile and that he has seen me before. I'm pretty sure it was my awesome cleavage he was more drawn to. Anyway, I thanked him for the drink and that was it. About 5 minutes before the bar closed, the owner came over and said to me, "Oh Danny wants to buy you another drink." What?! I didn't even finish my first free drink. I politely declined and he requested Anna, Abb, and I return soon and he'd hook us up with free shots. Interesting. I quickly escaped out the door without Danny noticing. I will probably not be back.

Despite being up until 4am, which is completely ridiculous now that I have a child, I was still able to get up and take my munchkin to the splash park on Sunday.



It was a good weekend! The end.