My eggroll gave birth.

I'm not a big Chinese food fan, but I do LOVE egg rolls. On Saturday I had scarfed down 2 egg rolls and was halfway through my third, when 2 tiny shrimp fell out of the egg roll onto my plate. I was completely and utterly disgusted. I can still picture this happening in slow motion in my head. I've never once found shrimp in any of my other egg rolls! I feel like the menu should have been a little more specific. "Egg roll" is clearly not a sufficient description. Needless to say, I could not finish my final egg roll. The imagine of these baby shrimp falling out onto my plate burned into my brain, and the nasty shrimpy taste has been burned on to my tongue. GROSS.